Barizap on tiktok

That means you are talking to me.

“bro have you seen barizap on tiktok new post?”

by Barizap February 24, 2022

Barina barbarians

The barina barbarians are just the two blokes you love a good ‘clang and bang’ sesh in the back of the barina before hitting the gym!

Nav - hey who are those two guys in the red car over there?

Jflaccid - nah bro, there goes the barina barbarians! Off to the gym they go!

Norbit - classic barina Barbarians!

by Carrot pofter May 11, 2022

bartmaniman

When you the have for bart when thursday if the when you have the time.

Have you done the if you had if before?

FUCK. your such a bartmaniman

by Mynamedaveithink May 12, 2022

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Bariatric pressure

When your lover is obese and on top during love making. That's beriatric pressure!

Two ton Tanya climbed on top of me to ride the bologna pony. Now I have bariatric pressure!

by PJ drizzle 69 December 21, 2022

brimavyn

The moment you realize you threw something out that was very important

“I’m getting rid of the garbage sweetie, do you really need all these papers?”
“No it’s fine”
“Oh brimavyn! That was my science homework”

by redtomatosauce February 14, 2023

Baruma

A deep trench in the ocean that is inhabitable and is devoid of sea life.

Make sure to avoid the Baruma when diving
The Baruma off the coast of Grindavik didn't have any fish

by Jetneyy October 9, 2023