by 750 Halsey July 09, 2006
used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
by alternative dudess October 26, 2004
"Corr, shouldn't have gone 'bare-bulb' this morning, got proper chaffing going on"
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
"He bent over in those shorts and I got a right eyeful of 'bare-bulbs'".
by FuckedoffFanny May 23, 2018
by andy bates July 21, 2009
Receiving fellatio from an elderly woman with dentures removed thereby receiving full dick on gums contact resulting in the blow job feeling as if it were coming from a gummy bear.
1. "Did you hear about Tommy?"
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
2. "He took my grandmother home from the bar last nite and received a gummy bare."
1. "Tommy is an elderly invalid who has to give Gummy Bares to pay for cable."
2. "He loves his Jamie Kennedy Experiment!"
1. "Did you see how many old ladies Joey had in his truck on the way home from Soaring Eagle?"
2. "Yea Tommy, I'm pretty sure he just brought home a bag full of Gummy Bares!"
-Also Sean Mason
by Joey/Dan Hillman Jason Schlack April 10, 2013
An act of liberation in which guys let their ballsacks hang freely out the fly of their pants, shorts, etc.
"Bro, you know your ballsack is hanging out right?.."
"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."
"You lost a bet didn't you?"
"Yup..."
"I'm bare balling dude, I never felt more free. I feel like a new man."
"You lost a bet didn't you?"
"Yup..."
by bro-cabulary June 29, 2020
bare lair.ey.ness
adjective-
Informal description of something that provides mirth or amusement; defined by erratic, unpredictable, noisy and reckless behaviour.
Refering to have some, or to have had bare lairyness
adjective-
Informal description of something that provides mirth or amusement; defined by erratic, unpredictable, noisy and reckless behaviour.
Refering to have some, or to have had bare lairyness
by Sambo bruv November 02, 2007