Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

Vertical Bacon Baguette by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

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Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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Douche Baguette by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011

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Soggy Baguette

noun
noun: soggy baguette; plural noun: soggy baguettes

1. vulgar slang

- a term for erectile dysfunction.

I though Jared had a foot-long submarine sandwich, but all he had was a soggy baguette.

Soggy Baguette by YellowSwordtail July 27, 2017

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