badonkadonk

I am an acquisitions officer for an artillery unit in the Russian Army. Since mafia hooligans stole all of our equipment to sell to Kyrgyzstani rebels, we have been looking for a low-cost alternative to the T-80 Main Battle Tank. After successful trials at a facility in Moscow, this so-called "Badonkadonk" was approved for use in the Chechen theatre. Initial reports were favorable, but then somebody noticed that the tank lacked a cannon, treads, and armor, and possessed the engine of an electric bicycle. It did, however, have an excellent audio system, but this failed to compensate for its disappointing 100% mortality rate. Recommended only for use against Lithuanians.

by Kick@$$er July 19, 2016

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Get the badonkadonkmug.

Badonkadonk

(n.) A large posterior belonging to a woman (esp. African-American),

see also: Paduncle-butt

Etymology: Popularized by Keith Murray's song "Fatty Girl" (2001), the term was used in African American Vernacular English (AAVE) since the 1990s. In the 1990s, a new species of whale (Rice's whale) was discovered of the coast of Louisiana, and need reports included references to a large posterior "peduncle" hump. The term "peduncle-butt" was adopted by the African-American community to refer to a woman with "an ass like a whale". It transformed into the onomatopoeia "badonkadonk" by those unfamiliar with its origin.

That chick's got a poppin' badonkadonk

by FuckinOath April 12, 2025

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