vajay bidet

a somewhat more sophisticated way to call someone a douchbag.

Contrived from vajay (slang for vagina) and bidet (an apparatus used for cleaning one's backside. often found in Europe)

Kanye West is a vajay bidet

by sdh7444 September 27, 2009

Redneck bidet

When you apply a liberal amount of peanut butter to your ass crack and allow the family pet to clean your delicate starfish for you

Joe Bill ran out of toilet paper so he used the redneck bidet instead

by Beastcheta September 18, 2019

yankee bidet

A yankee bidet is created when you are taking a crap in a toilet and the impact of feces with the water causes it to splash back up in to your anus, similiar to a french bidet.

*pushing groaning sounds, then a splash*..
"whoa.. I just got a yankee bidet!"

by Antron January 20, 2004

Gay Bidet

Gay bidet Is when a homosexual man or woman. Holds their own legs behind their head as the other loosens up the butt hole fisting it! An after pulling out the fist One proceeds to poop into the slowly shutting Butt hole! An upon finishing shitting into your partner ass! They proceed to piss on the poopers asshole an cheeks till clean

My ass feels overly fresh after Brad pissed on my butt hole till it was clean after i shit into his gay bidet

by Wrongway bandit June 6, 2015

Cowboy Bidet

The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.

Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.

by Caasi March 12, 2008

A bidet

When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex

“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”

by Black cherry July 3, 2019

Redneck Bidet

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

by Stewie808 December 22, 2016