The terminal, prehensile part of the arm in humans and higher primates, consisting of the wrist, metacarpals, fingers, and thumb or an impression of the markings of the inner surface of the last joint of the thumb or other fingers.
Mom said to wash your dick beaters before you come to dinner. You will be in trouble if I fined one more dirty dick beater on my wall!
by Mary Eileen July 16, 2008

by stonerbaby101,WLP&W420-69 June 29, 2009

this is a toilet/toilet lid that if not held up with a free hand or a leg , will fall down down, usually mid-stream and smack your penis on the way down.
by frank n. beans May 17, 2006

by tequila guy April 12, 2019

by sus0220020202 May 8, 2022

"Hey Reece my brothers a bird beater"
"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
"After what happened last night I believe my brother is a bird beater
by BiggestBoss715 November 8, 2020

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself
Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!
by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019
