Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Baguette

A realy cute french girl who melts my heart.

Person1: Do you know baguette?

Person2: Yes i love baguette

by BaguetteLover May 5, 2018

petite baguette

Is another word for quebecer's (from Quebec) dick

*on the phone with mat*
Me: ddaaammnnn mat you've got a petite baguette

*mat in denial*
Mat: No! It's big !!!

by E_xd May 15, 2018

Baguette

A white straight male

That guy was such a baguette

by Deadly-kitty August 1, 2019

baguette

1)A long, hard, and hot object. It tastes delicious

2)What french people say when they mess something up.

1)"Can you please give me that baguette?"

2)"I left the croisants boiling! Baguette!"

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019

African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.

Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.

by geekyd August 3, 2019

lon baguette

Mostly used from the Londonsworld squad, this is referring to London (the main character's)'s huge dick.

"I love lon baguette it so long mm mm"

by Cendy Cupdevil August 8, 2019