Aleppo moment

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson

by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016

Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.

Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

by Christophe Graham April 03, 2006

driveway moment

The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR

I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.

by TooBeaucoup September 10, 2005

Cartman moment

South Park's Eric Cartman expresses frustration by yelling either of these two interjections: "GAHDAMMIT!" and "sonofaBITCH!" When something of great annoyance happens to ME, I scream one of these things in my head (or out loud), thereby having a "Cartman moment".

Upon discovering bird crap on his car's windshield and hood, Johnny muttered "sonofaBITCH!" with Cartmanesque inflection.

This is an example of a "Cartman moment".

by harry blotter August 23, 2009

ACK Moment

An ACK Moment is when a server decides to shit itself.

Man when I was playing on ACK US CRP #1 the server had an ACK Moment and had to restart

by Copper99 May 03, 2021

cracka moment

The white equivalent of a nigga monent.

Cathie Black had a cracka moment when she said birth control can stop the tide of growing class sizes.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 04, 2011

Beemo Moment

When you SIMP too hard for an e-girl and buy them the beemo skin for Teemo on League of Legends.

Dude: I heard Nick took the biggest L of 2020.
Dude 2: Yeah he had the bigget Beemo Moment.

by Walrus Moment May 14, 2020