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a friedn that will never betray u11! Right ark? right. Ark tell me now. TELL ME ARK TELL ME!
hi ark
by aaaamong us in real life November 11, 2021
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ark of the covenant

1. A person, object, or situation of great interest and possible value that possesses too great a risk to be approached or otherwise disturbed.

2. A situation in which the answer while tantalizing is far too disturbing for the asker to truly desire to know.
1) "That girl is gorgeous."

"She's a sexual harrassment attorney. Ark of the Convenant, bro."

2) "I wonder why Jason collects doll heads and does taxidermy."

"Ark of the Covenant!"
by jmitch77 November 8, 2016
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Ark

From both a man; to full universal beyond the-nature of reason-being "god-like", solely always within origin...!. - The-Ark "Michael Joseph Ornelas" born 10/08/1986 Noho, ca.....
Ark come through On the-true side make you weirdo's run and hide ain't no where but that suicide left me swimming in a pool of my enemies blood every move she make riding on me like a slip and slide I made aside!!!!!
by Arkvoid October 19, 2025
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Ark from discord

HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE IS BLACK GAY AND A FURRY WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM!
im talking to Ark from discord and im gonna vomit i think
by an epic hot sexy monkey July 14, 2022
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo
“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
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ark

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?
by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
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