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Ark

An Ark occurs In World of Warcraft classic when a Herbalist gathers a herb and it only yields a single herb.
Warcraft Player : Hey man, have blizzard hotfixed herbalism? I haven't got a triplebanger in like... months

Some other Warcraft player: That's because you're a scrubblenub who always Arks it
by meowzerers August 17, 2020
mugGet the Arkmug.

Ark

its a amazing boy
U cant explain
by ivanashoeislol May 22, 2021
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Dirty Ark

When you fuck someone and cum in them over and over till they are packed full then you stick a plug in them off till the jizz hardens in them and you do that till it completely fills them and eventually have to go to the doctor to have it surgically removed and then they have a new snack to eat
My girlfriend and I just got back from the hospital with her new snack I had been working on her dirty ark for months.
by flounder98w March 12, 2021
mugGet the Dirty Arkmug.

Ark

A Mediocre video game which takes years to update.

Or a ship built by Noah to save his family and two of every kind of animal from the Flood; Noah's ark.
I want to play ark! 5 years later. Oh, it's still downloading...
by Thy rat king April 8, 2023
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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Ark Re:Code

An adult video game developed by Neversoft and published by Erolabs in early November, 2023. This game of adventure, sci-fi type with lots of cute girls to chhose from. The four main are Lucia, Apathy, Rafael, and Claire.
Ark Re:Code is just fantastic! I love Lucia so much!
by LaserImouto November 18, 2023
mugGet the Ark Re:Codemug.

ark

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?
by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
mugGet the arkmug.

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