Archie 

Archie is the type of guy who pretends to be your friend just so he can get in a purely sexual relationship with your brother. Be very aware of any Archies you know even if you don't have a brother he will still try go after your dad. His constant erection makes it very hard to take him seriously due to the massive bulge down his left trouser leg

Person 1: oh no archie is on his way over
Person 2: is that a snake in his trousers?

Archie by Rapid turtle December 15, 2022

Archie 

A rare type of find. A diamond.

Through all the pressure Archie shines like a diamond

Archie by RapidRabbit January 18, 2023

archie 

a cat who is too zingar and negru and has two pubic hair behind his ears

omg this cat is too archie!
wait what do you mean?
look at him cmon he is so zingar

archie by napule May 26, 2023

Archie 

Someone who can't pull a girl

Man, don't chuck an archie

Archie by ChuckBuckdaj June 4, 2023

Archie 

Archie is a funny guy who loves men but says no homo while kissing the homies

Hey guys imma do a archie

Archie by your eighth gamer friend March 26, 2023

archie 

Big bum dosser that’s shit at clubs

Archie is a gayboy LOL

archie by Coopdag April 6, 2023

Archie 

The tiniest man alive, like I'm talking microscopic, like I'm talking you could step on him with your toe, he is a pretty cool guy though.

WARNING: If you meet Archie you may end up with neck pain from looking at him too much.

Person 1: Archie is so tiny that I just want to stomp on him, but I heard he likes that.

Archie by YeetusCleetusDetus April 9, 2023