If you don't know what beautiful means, take a look at her. She has super gorgeous brown eyes, and long beautiful brown/blond hair. She has a slender torso and curvy legs that guys like me go wild over and she has immoderate talent like no one else. She is way above amazing and you'll love meeting her. Her curves are super incredible, as is her face, hair, personality, and talent. She is BEYOND fantasy and totally ideal for sex.
Andrew: Ah, Emily. I don't really have the nerve to talk to her. How could anyone possibly be so hot, so flawless, so beautiful, so talented, so...
Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!
Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!
Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!
Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!
Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dan: No way!
Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!
Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!
Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!
Dan: You're both bastards!
(Everyone fights)
Bryan: That's exactly right! And there's NO WAY a noob like you could win her like me!
Dalton: Shut up you lanky bastard! She's fucking MINE!
Marshall: All you do is be vain and selfish, I at least think it should be ME!
Andrew: Why the hell do you even go in her mom's truck every day school ends, you FAT OAF?!!!
Owen: I'm a fatter oaf, and I deserve Emily! She's MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
Dan: No way!
Andrew : My kindness and cuteness can go much farther than your selfish, heartless jerk ways. Those curves and that hair are so mine! I've been writing songs and actually thinking about how hot and perfect she is!
Bryan: You're a short, stalkish, bastard!
Andrew: You're a tall, ropey, lanky bastard!
Dan: You're both bastards!
(Everyone fights)
by shitless sam November 7, 2017
Get the Emilymug. An Emily can fall in love easily more so then others. Emily’s tens to only do her best in stuff she loves. She can be sometimes annoying if you let her but if your her best friend she’ll probably just sit there on some type of Device.
by Pls don’t hate this July 5, 2018
Get the Emilymug. Emily is the most beautiful human being ever nothing can come close to how amazingly magnificent ahe is her boyfriend loves her
Emily your fucking incredible
by Jedediah October 5, 2018
Get the Emilymug. "Emily": "guys!! im illegal in 72 countries :p !! im so quirky ;(("
anyone else: pls be quiet emily. your privilege is astounding.
anyone else: pls be quiet emily. your privilege is astounding.
by LiveLaughLoveSosa October 21, 2022
Get the Emilymug. James: did you hear what happened at the party?
Bob: no what ?
James: Emily got some with the bartender
Bob: woahhhh brooo she drank a whole 2-6 of vodka
Bob: no what ?
James: Emily got some with the bartender
Bob: woahhhh brooo she drank a whole 2-6 of vodka
by Girlgirlboybot February 25, 2019
Get the Emilymug. A girl who deserves the world, a girl who is always there, a girl who will never let you down.
Personally, I have an “Emily”, and she means everything to me, there aren’t words to describe how much she’s worth. Every single time i’m around her, or calling her, or doing anything with her i’m cheered up without fail. She gives me this amazing feeling all the time, a feeling of such hope and determination to keep pushing. Emily means the world to me and I let her know that every day. This goes along with cheesy comments like “you look beautiful” & “wish you were here right now”. Emily is the most amazing, stunning, caring, kind, charismatic girl i’ve ever met. Just being around her without any sort of communication makes me feel happy and a smile grows on my face each time, I will never forget the way Emily has made me feel. She is my whole world and I love her so much. This is one of the longest cheesiest things I’ve ever written, but everything is true. Emily means the world to me and I want the best for her. I want her to rise, shine and glow like a star. I want her to accomplish her dreams and I want her to be happy. I want to take care of her and make her feel safe, I want to take her to see all four corners of this earth, most importantly I’d like to spend all of the time I with her.
Personally, I have an “Emily”, and she means everything to me, there aren’t words to describe how much she’s worth. Every single time i’m around her, or calling her, or doing anything with her i’m cheered up without fail. She gives me this amazing feeling all the time, a feeling of such hope and determination to keep pushing. Emily means the world to me and I let her know that every day. This goes along with cheesy comments like “you look beautiful” & “wish you were here right now”. Emily is the most amazing, stunning, caring, kind, charismatic girl i’ve ever met. Just being around her without any sort of communication makes me feel happy and a smile grows on my face each time, I will never forget the way Emily has made me feel. She is my whole world and I love her so much. This is one of the longest cheesiest things I’ve ever written, but everything is true. Emily means the world to me and I want the best for her. I want her to rise, shine and glow like a star. I want her to accomplish her dreams and I want her to be happy. I want to take care of her and make her feel safe, I want to take her to see all four corners of this earth, most importantly I’d like to spend all of the time I with her.
(I love you Emily) -M.M.
by łošër June 15, 2022
Get the Emilymug.