American Feelings Yakuza 

"feelings yakuza" is an internet slang term referring to "those who turn their personal discomfort into a social evil and try to erase the target completely". It has been used in proship/antiship discourse.

Typically, Americans will harass Japanese artists for being proship or pedophiles for what they draw. It's a concept that may be difficult to understand in Japan, where all fictional depictions are allowed, it's not good to insult someone's work, and people are looked down upon for not being able to distinguish between fiction and reality.

"I got a message from an American talking about proship"
"Don't worry about it, those are just American feelings yakuza."

American Feelings Yakuza by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

American School 

Something often mistaken for a shooting range, when the quiet kid in the corner speaks up, make sure you "leave to go to the bathroom"
The quiet kid also made the song "pumped up kicks"

Quiet kid: Want to try out the AR-15 today?
Other quiet kid: sure, where
Quiet kid: There's an american school just down the block

American School by Make_a_wish_kid December 6, 2018

American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

American Exceptionalism by PortableBacon March 23, 2019

Americas Third Party

A completely online US political party. Promotes candidates through online videos, live webcasts and blog posts. Does not believe in "real world" activities like: debates, conventions, meetings or personal appearances of candidates.

A candidate of Americas Third Party just posted another video talking trash about Obama hoping it will go viral.

Americas Third Party by Jon Spermheim February 22, 2012

american thighs 

Thick, sexy, full-bodied, rounded out thighs and hips. Typically found on American women due to diet and culture.

She was knockin' me out with those American thighs!
Damn that girl has American thighs!

american thighs by Lillypot July 21, 2015

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement 

A corporate-funded astroturf campaign disguised as a grass roots movement. A movement who's main objective is to further enrich the top 1% through various subversive means such as cutting the top tax rate (which is already the lowest it's been since the 1920s), and which has little agenda otherwise.

The Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement is actually just a disingenuous attempt by the billionaire Koch brothers and Fox News to shift the country's economic policy further in favor of wealthy, powerful elites, ignoring the fact that such policies under George Dubya led to the Great Recession.

Tea Party Patriots Official American Grassroots Movement by big gubmint librul October 21, 2011

I thought this was America 

Something you shout at the police as they arrest you for getting drunk and starting fights at your son's little league game.

"For what? Arresting me for what? I'm not allowed to stand up for myself? I thought this was America. Huh? Isn't this America? I'm sorry, I thought this was America."

I thought this was America by TontoTheScalper July 18, 2016