by FlossyMango December 22, 2009
1. Greatest Beings On Earth
2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people
3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.
4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.
5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.
6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life
7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)
8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people
3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet.
4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them.
5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc.
6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life
7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries)
8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.
1. Briton: Wow, who is that amazing bloke who's just reeking with brilliance?
Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"
2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY?
American: Well, not being socialists helped...
3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"
American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."
4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"
American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*
Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD!"
5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"
American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."
6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"
Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."
7. See #3 and #4
8. See all
Bystander: "Why, it must be an American!"
2. Briton: FECKIN' AMERICANS BEIN' ALL FREE, WHO ARE THEY TO HAVE MONEY AND POWER COS THEY'VE WORKED SO HARD TO BECOME WHO THEY ARE TODAY?
American: Well, not being socialists helped...
3. American liberal: "Omg guyz u totally have to end the warz man, ppl r dieing like tht nvr happens in wars and its not helpign iraqis or anything who are begging us to stay!"
American Intellectual: "We will assist them at all possible costs because like us, they are human beings as well, who would like to preserve and better their way of life."
4. Briton: "Oh, let Saddam use chemical weapons on us better than being politically incorrect by stopping him!"
American: *stops saddam behind briton's back in order to save his innocent people*
Briton: "OYE FUCK YOU YA LYING BASTARD!"
5. Briton: "Aye I dropped secondary the first moment I had the chance and joined a garage band instead cos we idolize feckin divvies like Peter Doherty"
American: "Well, I respect your decision. But I, on the other hand, decided to further my education at Yale after high school."
6. American: "Yay, we perfected microsoft and computers, and hybrid cars, etc, etc, etc. What'd you do?"
Briton: "Well, I made some really good tarts last night..."
7. See #3 and #4
8. See all
by BlueTrousers June 13, 2010
Some of them are smart, attractive, normal people...
Ohers are fat,ugly and stupid as a sock
Good at beliveing almost anything and making up lies.
Americans are normally found to be of all ethnicities but are mainy stereotyped as Christians.
Ohers are fat,ugly and stupid as a sock
Good at beliveing almost anything and making up lies.
Americans are normally found to be of all ethnicities but are mainy stereotyped as Christians.
Person 1 - Hey look it's an american!
Person 2 - Is it fat?
Person 1 - Nope.
Person 2 - Oh, i thought they were all fat...
Person 1 - Apparently not.
Person 2 - Is it fat?
Person 1 - Nope.
Person 2 - Oh, i thought they were all fat...
Person 1 - Apparently not.
by Oggle Boggle October 14, 2010
A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them.
The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.
The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.
From the lips of a Briton:
"We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime."
"We have done some bad things in our time, we sent our criminals to Austrailia, and our stupid people to America. Unfortunately, it was found that a great number of convicts were later found to have not commited the crime."
by Dave the Rave February 13, 2004
The ultimate center of steriotypes. Steriotyped as unintelligent, obese, and corrupt toward other countries. Of course, there are people like this is in America, but you will find them elsewhere, too. Also catagorized as redneck, demanding, bitchy (in males and females,) and spell terribly, but these are not as common.
Look at that fat American girl over there telling her Dad in a bitchy way how she got an F on her report card in a redneck voice!
Wow, she really gives that country a bad name.
Wow, she really gives that country a bad name.
by The American who is mad April 26, 2011
While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments.
Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship.
Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American"
Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype.
Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together!
Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them????
It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship.
Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American"
Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype.
Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together!
Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them????
It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.This kicks ass!! This is American!
2.Oh no! My country is in trouble! we need help call an American!
2.Oh no! My country is in trouble! we need help call an American!
by mori10 February 17, 2008
In animation:
Re-Written or re-edited to be suited with an American audience in mind. Contrary to popular myth, this does not mean making something worse. However, if something was never good to begin with, then the editing process may do a favor only in not glorifying activities which ought to be illegal all over the world indisputably. It protects all viewers (not just American children) from senseless, stupid glorification of pure evil.
However, defending viewers from the shallowness and near-criminal perversion of the original incarnation does not promise that the edited end product will be good; only that it is less terrible, and therefore, more offensive to perverted snobs who think man-on-man porn should be viewed by toddlers - and then practiced on them!
Americanization of foreign animation often does something to original content that is a dis-service: over-simplifying the themes of the original. The need to conform things to a very simplistic GI Joe vs. Mad Scientist/Neo-Nazis format is a narrative tradition that formed after WWII, and traces of it remain in American writing today as die-hards.
In most anything else:
Altering something foreign to the US to make it more practical and digestible to American consumers. (Or depending on what gets altered, making it more universally edifying or better suited to anyone anywhere with any ounce of self-respect.)
Re-Written or re-edited to be suited with an American audience in mind. Contrary to popular myth, this does not mean making something worse. However, if something was never good to begin with, then the editing process may do a favor only in not glorifying activities which ought to be illegal all over the world indisputably. It protects all viewers (not just American children) from senseless, stupid glorification of pure evil.
However, defending viewers from the shallowness and near-criminal perversion of the original incarnation does not promise that the edited end product will be good; only that it is less terrible, and therefore, more offensive to perverted snobs who think man-on-man porn should be viewed by toddlers - and then practiced on them!
Americanization of foreign animation often does something to original content that is a dis-service: over-simplifying the themes of the original. The need to conform things to a very simplistic GI Joe vs. Mad Scientist/Neo-Nazis format is a narrative tradition that formed after WWII, and traces of it remain in American writing today as die-hards.
In most anything else:
Altering something foreign to the US to make it more practical and digestible to American consumers. (Or depending on what gets altered, making it more universally edifying or better suited to anyone anywhere with any ounce of self-respect.)
Power Rangers is an Americanized reinterpretation of the Super Sentai. It is better, not worse, in the sense that it does not glorify lifting up skirts or grabbing breasts (sexual harassment) as the Super Sentai does. (Beware of anyone who prefers the pro-harassment content - they might live in your neighborhood and have predatory eyes on your sister!) But it dumbs down the evil characters and over-dubs poorly-written dialog in the place of the original dialog.
Americanized food packaging is easier on the eyes of anyone who is not from the Far East. But with extra preservatives in the food, the health improvements are debatable.
Americanized food packaging is easier on the eyes of anyone who is not from the Far East. But with extra preservatives in the food, the health improvements are debatable.
by ObscuredOne February 18, 2008