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Christopher Paolini wrote in his book Eldest that “everyone dies alone…whether you are a king on a battlefield or a lowly peasant lying in bed among your family, no one can accompany you into the void…” While that may ultimately be true, you probably want someone to hang out with for a few years before you die.

If you feel like you’re destined for a lonely life, it’s not too late to change that. If you exhibit too many of these signs, you can work to overcome them. Then you can live happily with your family before ultimately dying alone
11 signs you going to die alone
1.You’re A Horrible Roommate
2.You Delay Asking Someone Out
3.You’re Too Picky
4.You Believe In “The One”
5.You’re Rude To Waiters
6.You Brag Too Much On Facebook
7.You’re Depressing People On Twitter
8.You Lie To The Delivery Guy
9.You Own Non-Complimentary Animals
10. You’re A Hoarder
11.You Constantly Worry About Dying Alone
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Home-Alone-BJ

Scaring someone in order to cause them to make the home-alone-face, and quickly inserting one's penis in said Home-alone-face, in such a fashion as to receive fellatio.
Person 1: Did you hear what Alec did?
Person 2: No. What?
Person 1: He pretended to break into his girlfriend's house and scared the shit out of her so he could get a
Home-Alone-BJ.
by Titonya October 24, 2011
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The cheese stands alone

Giving yourself permission to be different
Everyday Jack woke he knew today would be different because the cheese stands alone.
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leave mateo alone day

leave mateo alone day is about leaving mateo alone because he is tired of drama and girls always being fake
by mateo none of your business April 12, 2019
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Forever Alone

Being Single
by FOREVER ALONE January 17, 2011
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Forever Alone

One who will indeed, be alone for eternity. Being single forever. One who in fact, does got this. Unlike Carlolz.
She didn't answer my phone call.
FOREVER ALONE.

I wonder if she likes me, Should I ask her out?
Forever not gonna have this.
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Alone with you

That feeling you get with your girl at a rave when even though the music is pulsating and there are people everywhere, the only person you can both see is each other. Then the music intensifies, colours of lights and glowsticks start to melt together as you take her hand, she scoots in close, your hearts beat together to the music. Every step seems to be the first one, but also the 1000th, until finally your lips touch and a new universe fills the void between the two, and you're the only inhabitants.
*Chase and Lora start dancing close to the pulse of music*

Chase: Where did every one go? *stares only at Lora*

Lora: *blushing* who cares? Its like I'm alone with you..

*the two kiss, and go on dancing away, until everyone really does leave*
by APotSmokingCentipede May 28, 2011
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