algebra

The #1 choice if you want your brain to overthink.

This is what algebra does to nerds
in the parking lot
Normal Guy: Turn right to park here.
Nerd: -b plus or minus the square root of b^2-4ac/2a

by Power476 December 30, 2020

algebra

this is shit you dont wanna see when you grow older.

person 1: yo i got algebra
person2: really? im 4 years younger than you so idk
person1: its shit you dont wanna see

by Superdupercajaliststickcrispyd September 6, 2020

algebra

the death of all teenagers, this math is actually pointless and should only be taught to the sharpest of minds. i you are thinking about taking algebra don't its the biggest waste of time of your life. YOU WON'T passssss.

algebra sucks

by Jarrell_lynn1234 March 28, 2019

Algebra

Math that you do not understand
except if you went to Harvard

"1+1=3"
"Dude. How do you know Algebra?"

by psuedooldhandle April 27, 2022

algebraed

The act of having made an algebra problem correctly, or simply practicing algebra

I algebraed adequately

by Jasonsrainbowdick May 20, 2018

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Algebra

When numbers have a mid life crisis and decide to become letters

Also ment to make teenagers hate their lives and stay up all night studying

You have algebra next? Ha have fun in hell

by Paze789 July 27, 2025