jonathan aldana

A bomb ass nigha he about cool asf he crazy asf
His name determine wealth. He is beautiful and majestic

"Damn you're jonathan aldana...omg can i have your signature"

by Lickaphontas May 30, 2017

a'alona

A fat hoe, gets no vagina, sucks so much Dick his mouth turned white

That is a a'alona alright

by Vaginalicker093 December 7, 2017

Aws Albonai

A soyboy who plays yone and begs to play rust everyday.

"Bro, why was Aws Albonai being so soy in league today?"

by keo42069 March 22, 2024

A Armando Aldana

A Mexican wet back Spick from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys like Phil Piquet Vargas and selling them on the black market

Dude don’t act like a Armando Aldana after I self Sacrificed myself for you a while back

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022

A Mando Aldana

A Mexican wet back spick degenerate from the greasiest part of Guatemala or Guadalarjay that has no moral compass, class and can’t even come close to acting like a respectable gentlemen. Who didn’t go to college so he resorts to stealing peoples kidneys, stealing peoples house, bed room and car keys and making copies of them to steal, stalk or harm them, snorting chemicals, glass or poison from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension hi jacking 3rd Dimensional Humans bodies and making them snort that harmful crap, pooping on people from the Lower 4th or Lower 5th Dimension like to Elohim God Ptah (Phil Piquet Vargas) from the Aurora Universe 1 Milky Way Galaxy of planet Earth and selling there kidneys on the black market

Oh come on Man don’t pull a Mando Aldana on me or I will deport you to Mexico like Donald Trump would to a piece of shit Mexican breaking the American Laws

by A God known as Ptah March 26, 2022