Airborne Autism

A disease that can be caught after birth through the inhalation of air in the atmosphere.

I recently caught airborne autism.

by Sheik VonTrappe October 22, 2019

Leave the donkey at the airport

When you, because of inaction or indifference, leave a condom inside a woman after intercourse.

I wasn't really that into her, so I decided to leave the donkey at the airport.

by Stump Merrill June 24, 2010

Chessy Airport

Slang for Manchester Airport.

"Dude, let's go Chessy Airport"

by Psymon- September 22, 2006

airport

There are four kinds of airport. #1 International. The largest, busiest airports, taking flights from around the world. Usually has a very long runway. Eg:Los Angeles International airport is the seconf largest airport in the world. #2 Reagional. An airport that takes flights from around country/continent. Eg:Nanaimo Reagional isn't the busiest airport around, but it'll get you around the continent. #3 Local. The second smallest airport, usually has average facilities, only takes local flights. Eg:Qualicum Beach Local will take you as far as Vancouver and up-island, but thats it. #4 Airstrip. Smallest of all airports, usually doesn't have normal airport facilities and can take only small aicraft. Eg:Tofino Airstrip has no facilities, but planes do land there.

Pilot - After the 18 hour flight from Vancouver, we finally arived in at Hong Kong International Airport.

by Minority July 24, 2006

airport vultures

The people that wait for flights on standby, hoping to pay cheap "standby fares."

They diligently scavenge on the misfortunes of others, hoping till the last minute that the poor, paying passengers miss their flight.

We made our flight just in the nick of time. Those nutcases waiting for standby couldn't believe what hit em. Suck it, airport vultures!

by halpwr September 27, 2010

Denver Airport

1) A large hub airport in Colorado famous for being far from the city of Denver itself and trapping helpless passengers for days at a time.

2) A sleepless hell-vortex near Colorado prone to ill weather and cranky travelers.

Dude, I have not slept in 23 hours thanks to the Denver Airport and i want to murder that Albanian couples baby who by some freak defect is able to cry on a triple dose of Dramamine.

by Brigadier General brown-ops March 24, 2010

airron

A crazy ass kid who smokes a lot of weed is always hyperly active n annoys people alot

"Hey airron"
"Hi pussy"

by Mr_loudpack December 20, 2016