ABEL

Lawrd have mercy they are the hottest sexyiest human ever their hair is like polished asscheeks they have a smile like slinky pussy BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS 🤤 I LOVE ABELLLL

Damn dude I really wanna tap Abel’s ass

Same

by The hottest goober June 3, 2023

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Abel Snack Time

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

by Snacklebox March 15, 2023

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Abel

Terrible solipsistic people who suceed arbitrarily.

Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

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