by sexhond November 22, 2021
Hym "Yeah, Abel sacrifices a Lamb and Cain sacrifices wheat. God chooses one over the other and the one that isn't chosen is angry enough to kill the other. The story makes no reference to Cain bitterness and resentfulness as the reasonfor the rejection the sacrifice. That is a figment of Jordan Peterson's imagination. Which is harder: Tilling the ground or babysitting sheep? God rewarded the won that worked less hard and the harder working one murders him. THAT IS WHAT JORDAN PETERSON IS DOING TO ME. I sat around and watched the sheep's fuck and was rewarded by God with the most significant achievement of the modern age. I am become as God himself."
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
A very funny guy that has a lot of friends. Most Abel's stink and don't take showers. Sometimes can be an emo on some special occasions and has no hairline. Also posts thirst traps on Tiktok and gets no women.
Emo/funny/stinks/no hairline/Small Penis
Emo/funny/stinks/no hairline/Small Penis
"hey Abel do you get women." "Yes (Lies)"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
"Abel why do you stink so much" "Because I don't take showers in the morning"
by Jonny Haberno March 03, 2022
Abel is a king he loves to care about people and he likes to help people he loves hanging out with his friends he likes playing sports he also likes video games
by Slashman290 November 13, 2020
Abel-the-doorbell is one of my friends on Gamejolt, known for the "If I follow you, you are a simp" display name. She has accumulated 1.1k+ followers (as of the time of writing this) on Gamejolt. Abel is really nice and people should talk to her more!
by Cassie.PNG June 02, 2022
by Wyma.queens April 12, 2022