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Big forehead ,dumb,stupid,ugly,and mean to his friends,likes a girl with a flat chest,over builds
Ashton is a garbage can
Ashton by SneakySnake4296 June 20, 2019
Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks
damn, thats one huge ashton
Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”

Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ashton by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
THIS FUCKING IDIOT PIECE OF FUCKING STUPID ASS LOOKING IDIOT BITCH FUCKING STUPID SMELLY IDIOT NINCOMPOOP BUFFON STUPID HEAD FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCK FUCK IDIOT HEAD DICK FUCKING IDIOT MADE AN URBAN DICTIONARY ACCOUNT FOR A SHITTY JOKE.
ASHTON IS A REAL FUCKING, how do I put it?, ASHHOLE!
Ashton by Sinjin1andonly September 23, 2019