Andre

An Andre is NOT TRYING BLACK, DOESNT SAG HIS PANTS, THEYRE ALL STRAIGHT FUCK YOU

WHY YALL HATE ANDRE

by I HATE YALL September 25, 2019

Andre

Andre is the most wonderful and extraordinary person you will ever. Andre is a dancer he likes to impress his girlfriend who is probably skinny and tall that what he likes Andre goes for what he wants but don't get fooled by that dimpled smile if you get on his bad side which is like getting on a bears bad side they will kill you Andres are crazy when it comes to arguing and fighting especially over his girlfriend don't get on his bad side Andre is a very happy soul and you are lucky if you know an Andre or if hem is your friend

Andre i amazing

by personofgod May 21, 2019

Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.

Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."

by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017

Andres

Andres is one sexyyyyy muther fluffer. he is the spiciest boi u will ever know. he gives u a lil bit of brain damage but its worth it bc thats the good kind. yea there's a good kind of brain damage and he's it. if you have an Andres in ur life then u not only r lucky as fu c k but u r a piece of shit because u r not even close to worthy of having him in ur life but bow to his feet because u have been granted a helluh blessing and u might just have a better life because he's in it so dont be fuckn rude.

Did you see that guys abs? holy shit...... i think that guy's name is probably Andres

by fourpoopsaday April 18, 2020

Andre

Super humble KING. Exposed nudes no one is complaining. Makes everyone jealous of their coolness and swag. Extremely attractive to the point where hoes be throwing themselves at him.

Identifies as a panda

Ayo is that Andre? He looks kinda like Michael Jordan sheeeshhh

by pandapandapanda21 May 13, 2021

Andres

is the coolest motha fucker youll ever meet, they are more than sex gods. Makes every girl that he meets super wet. They have HUGE pee pees. They are loved by anyone and will always stay by your side. They know how to make anyone laugh and make BOMB ASS MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSS. Also they are not all about sex, also amazing boyfriends

Girl 1: OMG i walked in the boys restroom and i saw a guy with a big dick

Girl 2: OMG girl that guy was probably Andres

Girl 1 and 2: (Dripping wet)

by Marry Teresa October 15, 2019

Andres

Andres, when they fall in love they fall In love hard. They are very passionate and forgiving. They also can be very sensitive at times.

I’ve only known Andres for about 1 month but I think he’s heavily in love with me but I don’t care I love him heavily too.

by Kistsopilophy January 11, 2020