Andre

That guy that has such a long schlong that just by hearing his name, you know he has a schlong.

Beth: "Oh, who'd you sleep with last night? I saw you leave the bar with a guy."
Candace: "Well his name is Andre, and-"
Beth: "Say no more, because I know that booty is sore."
Candace: "Yeah he has a HUGE schlong, and it was thick too."

by wolffe1245 May 31, 2017

Andres

is the coolest motha fucker youll ever meet, they are more than sex gods. Makes every girl that he meets super wet. They have HUGE pee pees. They are loved by anyone and will always stay by your side. They know how to make anyone laugh and make BOMB ASS MILKSHAKESSSSSSSSSSSS. Also they are not all about sex, also amazing boyfriends

Girl 1: OMG i walked in the boys restroom and i saw a guy with a big dick

Girl 2: OMG girl that guy was probably Andres

Girl 1 and 2: (Dripping wet)

by Marry Teresa October 15, 2019

Andres

This is a common name for hispanic males. If there is an andres you know, i promise you that he will have a big butt and make satire af jokes. They might also be very scared at times but if you know an andres hold on to them

Andres banged youe mom

by Bigni🅱️🅱️a spotted on the moon November 14, 2018

Andres

Amazing, good looking, has good hair, has good relationships, always looking fresh, Very sexy

Watch out ladies Andres sexyness is coming

by Spongebob126483 October 08, 2018

Andre

Angers easily though sometimes cute, very annoying most days and clingy protective over friends and family. An Andre is very cheeky. Hates rules and will break as many as he can.

I can't believe he did that it must be an Andre

by Emilyyyyybrownnnn March 18, 2019

Andre

An Andre is NOT TRYING BLACK, DOESNT SAG HIS PANTS, THEYRE ALL STRAIGHT FUCK YOU

WHY YALL HATE ANDRE

by I HATE YALL September 25, 2019

Andre

Andre is the most wonderful and extraordinary person you will ever. Andre is a dancer he likes to impress his girlfriend who is probably skinny and tall that what he likes Andre goes for what he wants but don't get fooled by that dimpled smile if you get on his bad side which is like getting on a bears bad side they will kill you Andres are crazy when it comes to arguing and fighting especially over his girlfriend don't get on his bad side Andre is a very happy soul and you are lucky if you know an Andre or if hem is your friend

Andre i amazing

by personofgod May 21, 2019