keith kogane

keith kogane: he's a character from voltron: legendary defender, he's a male, and he's really f*cking gay. like, he most likely has a crush on lance mcclain
like seriously he's a gay furry!!!!! yeah he's a furry, galra, furry, same thing.....
his heart ripped to shreds when lance "didn't" remember, poor furry...
keith kogane being homo: WE HAD A BONDING MOMENT, I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS??????
lance mcclain, the guy he's gay for: nope don't remember didnt happen
by hajimegaynata August 23, 2021
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keith Moon

The Man I mean legend that many a drummer whats to be like. He was out of control and made The Who one of the best bands of all time.
by Fencing Dude July 08, 2006
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Keith Morris

Keith Morris is a singer.
by Dana October 22, 2003
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Joel Keith

Joel Keith is the number 1 sex offender of all time. He raped Lara with 2-inch cock which wasn't nice.
Stop being such a Joel Keith
by Jeff1088 September 03, 2019
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Keith Murray

1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.

2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?

2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
by Avid WAS fan April 01, 2008
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keith richards

full-time walking corpse and part-time guitarist of the rolling stones
guy: mr. richards, that will be $800 for the whiskey, coke, and hooker.

keith richards: you take credit?
by clevelandsteamer August 13, 2005
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The Keith Effect

A phenomenon that occurs when your friend's boyfriend is shittier than a homeless man on Ex-Lax and therefore makes anything your own boyfriend does look like Jesus walking on water in comparison. Inadequate in general, but especially in the bedroom.
Examples of the Keith Effect:

Girl: Oh, honey, you got me a burning bag of dog shit for my birthday? You're so sweet, unlike that Keith guy!

Girl: Oh, honey, you remembered my name! God you're wonderful!

Girl: Oh, honey, I'm so glad you've only cheated on me fifteen times; I heard that Keith guy cheated on his girlfriend a hundred.
by alittlebirdvacuum July 06, 2011
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