pineapple

preferably a girl.
brunette on the outside, blonde on the inside

"Wow, what a pineapple"

by ♥~to.be.loved~♥ February 14, 2009

pineapple

a boys hairstyle which consists of short hair everywhere but the bangs. often greased a bit and worn by the more 'urban' gentlemen

"that guy was hot except for that pineapple he was sporting up top"

by yousuck February 2, 2005

pineapple

slang term for Methylphenidate, also known as Ritalin.

Dude, do you have any pineapple? I need to study tonight.

by bernard van buren February 1, 2008

pineapple

A friut which sweetens seman

Pineapple sweetend my seman

by Brave Sir Robin March 31, 2007

Pineapple

What good pussy tastes like

Person 1: What does good pussy taste like?
Person 2: Pineapple.
Person 1: Sweeeeeeeet

by PuthyDithtroyerThixtyNine September 5, 2016

Pineapple

A fat white man with fluffy hair

OMG he looks like pineapple

*Sees a pineapple* omg it’s tommy

by Pineapplehater123 April 23, 2018

Pineapple

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When you put "pineapple" in a sentence, it makes all other words look bad by comparison, so a sample sentence is: Pineapple.

by SMILEY FACES AND PINEAPPLE December 13, 2016