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Noah

All Noah's are fit and funny
Very sexy
Get all the girls

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And GREAT in bed
Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah

May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right
by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021
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Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"
by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018
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Noah's schlong is so big
by Mega wonton December 17, 2018
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A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do
Oi noah

What
by Tomr123 January 15, 2019
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Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.
I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19
by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019
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A Noah is a guy who just happens to be the best thing that will ever happend to a girl. He is the life of a party and can turn any frown upside down. If your lucky enough to have a noah like you and love you then do whatever you possibly can to keep it that way. A Noah is your bestfriend, the first person that crosses your mind every morning and night. A Noah is the first person you would go to for help, the first person to get support, the first person to go to when you need to be loved like no one else will. It just happens to be that I am lucky enough to be dating a “Noah” right now and it’s been the best couple of weeks of my life.
No need for a sentence silly ...well it says for me to use the word so.... Noah is the love of my life.
by Billy whilly May 28, 2018
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someone that wears a red leather like star lord jacket that likes to change things last minute and not pay his taxes and rides around in his BMW I8
Noah rigged the giveaway i won
by ilikemakingmememms March 10, 2022
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