massive shaft

An absolute shlonggg that can slap your sister in uganda when u whip it out(at least 696969 inches long)

Reed has such a massive shaft that when he whips it out it slaps his sister who was adopted by some asians that moved to uganda

by Massiveness January 11, 2018

Massive Vagina

A large bulbous moose knuckle which protrudes, or a large bucket like entity also referred to as the Clockface Crack. Sometimes also referred to as Gigina, not to be mistake for a tatty vagine.

I cant see my feet because of my massive vagina.

by Clockface Hustler October 2, 2012

Fucking Massive

Really, really big. Much bigger than massive. The size of West Ham.

I didn't know West Ham was so Fucking Massive!

by ryandrews74 November 17, 2021

Massive Assive

a huge dump

Don't go into the restroom cos I just took a massive assive.

by Choco the Hilarious January 25, 2009

massive dong

Is where someone has a big penis or alternatively is a massive prick

1) that bloke over there is a massive dong.

2) that macaroon has a massive dong

by Grandmaster ramrod December 30, 2013

a massive prick

Stalin.

ah yes Stalin, generally a massive prick.

by amogus spotted May 23, 2021

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008