Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
by joe don November 15, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 5, 2007
Get the douche bagmug. Douche Bag....
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.
2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment
1) George W. Bush
2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
by Jesus Christ!! Fuck Nutz!! June 6, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Big City February 6, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. "My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."
"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!
by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009
Get the douche bagmug. by PANDAHlOVER December 17, 2014
Get the Douche Bagmug. by Ceebus May 17, 2009
Get the Douche Bagmug.