douche bag

Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.
Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.
by joe don November 16, 2003
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douche bag

a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.
did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.
by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 01, 2007
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Douche Bag....

1) A piece of shit who thinks he is 'all that'.

2) A fag that struts around all day with an undeserved sense of accomplishment

1) George W. Bush

2) Kevin "The Fag", Federline
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The most pristine example of a Douchebag on planet earth is David Ashworth.
I was thinking of shopping for a car at West End Auto. No! don't do that, David Ashworth is a Douche-Bag.
by worksuckstoday69 June 14, 2017
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Douche Bag

When someone tries to be something they are not. In order to obtain the slightest femail response
by truecaller January 08, 2015
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