Darius

The most perfect of names. Anyone with a name of this beauty is especially attractive to those from South Asia, who should never make fun of him.

Also known for his many victories of Alexander the Rubbish, and for never fleeing. Not even once.
D: I'm such a Darius
F: You really are 🥰
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Darius

The definition of all bark no bite. Loud as fuck but odds are if you're named Darius you'll roll like a tumbleweed at the sight of any challenge, or anything that needs any mental energy.

An otherwise quiet room will cease to exist with the presence of a Darius
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Darius

Everyone knows him and he's great at everything. He's happy to help others in need and is quite smart. He wins many trophies and awards but loses to push bots.
"what happened to darius?"
"he lost to a push bot!"
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A Darius is a sexy mother fucker who loves music and wants to fuck bitches by the the name Gail. Darius will then meet Gail and have 10 inbreed children. Oh yeah, a darius is also a really nice guy to lean on whenever you need him :).
Gails so fucking hot I want her sexy curls hung up on my wall” -Darius
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A Farquaad-like figure in the least. Not very handsom, but is good for a laugh.
Call short but yet very tall, and thinks he looks good…hehe jokes on him
“Wow hes suchh a Darius hehe

“My Darius is Darius”
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Darius dick

The generous member of an otherwise inconspicuous awkward man that makes up for his social short comings with a surprisingly large penis.

The colloquial term is a reference to a mildly autistic black man named Darius from a video released by Jubilee on May 10, 2024 called, "Women Rank Men by Size" in which he was was rated to have the biggest, highest quality, most aesthetically pleasing penis unanimously by the three female judges, as well as the six other men in the group.
"That Darius muhfucka be all quiet and awkward as shit, how tf he get bitches like that?"

"Idk man but he definitely got that Darius dick for sho"
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darius retarded ass nigga

a fucking ass retard who stims all the time and he's also a fatass.

you should most likely kill yourself if you are referred to as this.
Bro, that retard who stole by bike is a, "darius retarded ass nigga."
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