Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011

love crunch

When you cum so hard you shit yourself

Ohhh dang I cummed so hard I took a love crunch all over the sheets

by Shekey Bonifacio December 9, 2017

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

crunch deaf

Temporary deafness occurring while eating crunchy food such as cereal or potato chips.

I'm sorry, what's that honey? I'm crunch deaf from this tasteless high fiber cereal.

by bennrock April 20, 2010

Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

dunch crunch

a crispy sun dried red head

a mixture of words between frotch dyke and the captain of all captains MR. LT. SR. JR. DR. PhD CAPTAIN "SQWATTER" CRUNCH

EWW... you see the frotch that walked in the room. yais my penis is inside me. yais... now that is what one would call a dunch crunch

by Spicey meataball on mai chest December 21, 2010