Brad

The varsity football star who will fool around with all of the girls. Also a douche. Spends weekends in the gym and orders water at the bar.

That guy is such a brad

by AmGoodBoy1 August 7, 2018

Brad

He is a HUGE cunt sucks ball sweat for teacher and looks like the Lorax and the smoking in the fags guy combined eats ciggys has the haircut from dumb and dumber and looks a bit like bob cratchit

Hey Brady
Brady:what
Your a cunt

by greasy lewis January 31, 2020

Brad

Verb - to leave a woman (or man) within 6 months of marrying them.

It was a beautiful wedding, but 3 weeks later he'd braded her

by Com Mate June 14, 2019

Brad

Brad is the guy who will fuck anyone. He’s a hairy son of a bitch with a big cock and balls that’ll satisfy you with a nice big load. He will fuck you with absolutely no mercy until he’s satisfied and he’ll fuck you like his own personal bitch. You better be ready for his climax because you’re about to get a double barreled shotgun in the face but you’ll keep coming back for more

Person 1: So I met this new guy and I really like him
Person 2: What’s his name?
Person 1: Brad
Person 2: Oh you’re in for a real treat

by TheKitchenIsMySavior June 5, 2018

Brad

A weak man most commonly found in the northern Virginia area. Referred to as "NOVA boi."

Hey do you guys want to come over to my place to watch the Bachelor premier and drink wine? What are you, a Brad?

by Novaboi69 January 6, 2019

Brad

The man always be look'n like a snack. Smarts up top, monster truck down low. Anyone with the pleasure of experiencing 12 orgasms simultaneously knows how it feels to brush shoulders with brad. His blond mane will flow with the wind on his moped. It is easy to mistake his footsteps as an earthquake, but that's just the sound of millions of panties hitting the ground. It's a good life to be Brad.

Jessica: I don't think life will get any better than it is now!!!

Jaime behind her back: She brushed shoulders with brad. *rolls eyes* I hate how much I want to be Jessica.

by jiznurpants May 28, 2018

Brad

To take on a task without realizing the overwhelming time commitment.

I just volunteering to be a debate coach - boy that was a Brad move.

by abgeschiedene August 26, 2013