v, a noun usee to describe the mess left on the bedsheets after eating things like crisps or toast in bed.
Damion: "Jo we need to re make the bed, its covered in bed crumbs."
Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
Jo: "I'll do the duvet, you get the sheet with the bed crumbs."
by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 28, 2021
When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."
by rawrsparkle January 31, 2021
A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.
by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010
A female whose physical activities during sexual relations are particularly energetic, or who evidences a propensity for female ejaculation.
by Speedog September 15, 2009
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 05, 2005
Person wrapped up in the blanket in bed. This forms a delicious hot meaty inside wrapped in a fluffy outer blanket, called a bed burrito.
by weangel November 24, 2013
While being so intoxicated and lazy you are unable to leave your bed before getting another beer. Often times friends have to bring you beer in order for the bed drinking to continue.
Boy in bed one: Buddy you've been bed drinking all day long.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
Boy in bed two: I know man, this is the best birthday ever.
by bubblebuttboy October 14, 2011