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4chan party van 

Noun;
The 4chan party van is another name for the FBI truck that 4chan users usually see out side their house when they post or talk about Child Pornography.
Other 4chan users use it as positive term rather than a negative one. They say it will take them away to the internet where they can live happily will small children forever. This is a lie and is only mentioned by FBI agents.
Guy1: Hey guys, here's some CP!
Guy2: Dude that's not cool.
Guy1: Uh oh, the 4Chan Party Van is outside my house! They're coming in!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
4chan party van by Bobnonymous April 15, 2008

4chan moderators

A group of losers with no respect in the real world so they convince themselves that by randomly banning people from their faggot board, that this somehow makes up for their utter pathetic state in life. They are self-deluded into thinking they are somehow elite because they moderate a crappy imageboard.
4chan moderators are fucking retarded pieces of shit with no lives who sit around all day thinking they're something great and that they have amounted to anything in life.

4chan city 

The Best flash animation evar.

Parody of Nightmare City
4chan city by Desumurderr April 7, 2009

4Chan nationalism

Populism virtualized upon false social nodes, ie. filter bubbles. Populism that appropriates attributes of Japanese hyperrealism including anime LARPing, message boards (2Chan, etc.), and ironic skeuomorphs (memes). Skeumorphic, emo, or filter bubble nationalism.
4Chan nationalism got 2016 like Whaaat!
4Chan nationalism by sandraxine August 19, 2017

4chan /b/lindness

A serious medical condition resulting from being exposed to large amounts of dick pictures whilst sifting through the /b/ on 4chan. A person with 4chan /b/lindess can no longer see dicks as they have been desensitized. It has been reported that some men will look in their pants and see nothing but a small lump.
-Dude. I was on 4chan so much that I think I got 4chan /b/lindness.

-Shit man...Did you try looking in your pants?!

-...Yes....
4chan /b/lindness by Solastor September 29, 2011

4chan invasion 

When 4chan "invaded" Tumblr.
And when I say invade, I really mean ass rape.
Because 4chan/Tumblr = OTP
It was really all just sexual tension.
NBD

rape devon's sweet ass invasion
11/14/10 was the 4chan invasion of Tumblr, but they ended up just having angry hate sex.
4chan invasion by TumblrFag November 16, 2010

4chan.com 

4chan.com is what retarded people think the 4chan URL is.
I'm finally gonna visit www.4chan.com today!! Huh, what's that? Probably down.. Well, back to Gaia.