June 28

today is the day you can bully any boy as long as you give them a blowjob
yoooo it's june 28 imma go bully my boyfriend
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August 28

Most badass people are born on this day. If looks could kill, they would be serial killers. They might look closed off, mean, cold hearted but once you get to know them they are the exact opposite. Hanging out with them brings peace and excitement. They have a crazy and wild side ( if you came across and met that side of theirs , you are the luckiest person ever. ) and could be a sweet angel if treated well. Their humour is underrated and sarcastic, you just can’t get enough of it and you will fall in love with their adoring , bold personality. Their beauty is one of a kind. Simple and elegant yet holds so much power. One look and you’ll get obsessed. Be warned!
1: Hey , when’s your birthday ?

: August 28
1: I knew it , you’re one of a kind.
by letssgetdrunk November 23, 2021
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May 28

get railed by you boyfriend or girlfriend day have fun...
it's may 28
by ImaTryMyBest May 28, 2021
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November 28

Kiss your friend day. When you see your friend kiss them!
Friend 1 :Dude why did you just kiss me!
Friend 2 :Bro don’t worry, it’s November 28th
by MissLittleButtHole November 28, 2019
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January 28

Kick anyone named Ralph in the dick day! Have fun
“Hey Ralph it’s January 28 do you know what that means”. “ it’s national kick a Ralph in the dick day watch out bro”
by Mirvetalsahhaf January 28, 2020
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july 28

people born in this date have the biggest dick i mean even if you are a girl you have a donkey cock
ohh.. you are born on july 28, nice cock bro!
by bigcockbroo June 25, 2020
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November 28

If you’re a girl write ur boyfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are
Boy: It’s November 28
Girl: oh no
by Belieber4ever1994 November 27, 2019
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