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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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iOS

System that gets you jailed and make you spend money on it.

Go by a charger otherwise you screwed....
iOS: Hey can I get that app
Android: Just download it from website.................. . . .

iOS: Where do I put the SD card
Tim: You don't.
by sSiumTRIliat February 9, 2025
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Suroi io

an 2d battleroyale that fucking sucks compared to resurviv.io and surviv.io, nah i can't just double pumping the hella the players man, like i said bro, it's good but surviv.io is better, this is just a simply a surviv.io knockoff, and it's even worse than zombsroyale man.
Person 1: can we play suroi io?
Person 2 that has really perfered to surviv io: Stupid motherfucker, why the fuck i have to play that shitty ass game and it has alot of surviv io player in it, i know right bruh, BUT THE MECHANIC SUCKS BRUH LIKE HOLY CRAP IT'S CRAPPY AS HELL, I CAN'T DOUBLE PUMP AND THERE IS AIN'T NOOBS LIKE SURVIV IO, DUDE, AIN'T NO WAY AN OG SURVIVR GONNA PLAY THIS CRAPPY ASS GAME BRO, Holy shit im done with suroi.io man.

Person 2: Literally grabs an fucking real life sv-98
by CarlShock June 11, 2024
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iOS 6

The greatest version of iOS with the best design in Apple history.
Why do I use an iPhone 5? Because of iOS 6.
by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx March 31, 2025
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.io

The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.

You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.

Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!

B: They invented the … browser?

A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?

B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?

A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?

B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
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io

Io is somewhat of a nice person. He likes cats. He likes women. He likes dogs. He also is very hot and muscular and tall. Also a big Family Guy fan. Also can beat the following people in a pvp battle on Minecraft:

- Orca ; Cribbet ; Quixxo ; TruePizzaMelon ; GreatGaurd ; g1ving ; etc.

He is overall a decent person.
Io is sooooo cool!

Io makes me bark!! woof woof!!
by io probably December 7, 2022
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