child1: hey wanna play that sent con sex game
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by bigraggatheoppastoppa January 26, 2021

by ChicanoDom January 21, 2018

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.
"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
"OH MY EYES!!!"
"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"
by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

by robert comelli November 30, 2010

Once Chloe became an ex-con to me and I changed her name to douchebaguette in my phone, I have thankfully never had to talk to that drama queen again.
by HotDiggity! July 18, 2010

A: Could you perchance inform me of the time? I suspect I am late for an appointment at the nearest liquor store.
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
B: I regret to inform that the time of day has far surpassed the window of time in which visiting said establishment is probable without the aid of a crowbar. In other words, they just closed.
A: Con sarn it!
by sv-1 July 9, 2007
