An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring
You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.
by Think-tank August 16, 2022

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!
by Piggy's July 24, 2024

by AquaBearx3 October 1, 2018

I went to the Walgreens on church st and it was rant rant, or I walked passed this lady and she smelt like rant rant
by Kiara strayhorn February 11, 2023

When, upon hearing someone's comments that enrage you, you cannot restrain yourself from verbally launching into a tirade of self opinionated abuse towards that individual to your present company of family/friends etc. in a way that becomes tedious to all around you.
The doorman refused our sisters entry to the club because she was not 'their type of customer' . She ruined everyone's night by Tranting ( Trump Ranting) nonstop . ( She knew Jeans were not allowed )
by Juggledonuts August 16, 2017

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself
by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay
by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021
