Muff crunch

The female equivalent to teabagging, or the act of placing ones genitalia on the face of another, possibly not so willing, person. It's an act of derision and not to be taken lightly.

"Bro she just muff crunched you hahaha you suck at all the things Bro!"

by Velgost March 15, 2014

pizza crunch

Scottish term for a deep fried pizza in batter

Awrite bro, u gawny finish that pizza crunch or cin a huv it?

by Leeanneve March 18, 2017

Crunch Burn

The sensation experienced on the roof of one's mouth after consuming large amounts of Cap'n Crunch.

(Ruth and Steve are munching away at separate cereal bowls...)
Steve: "Oh man, I've got some serious crunch burn!"
Ruth: "...What the fuck is crunch burn?"

by the crunch queen June 8, 2010

Crunch cracker

Someone who's ankles are so fragile in basketball that they brake whenever anyone makes a move

God damnit! Robbie's such a crunch cracker. He's in pieces cuz a guy made 1 crossover!

by YahboiHennessy January 23, 2015

crunch butter

Any form of animal excrement or a slang phrase used to represent a situation that would normally be described as poop or pertaining to poop.

That guy is full of crunch butter. His story was absolute bullshit.

by Richard Pickles September 20, 2013

love crunch

When you cum so hard you shit yourself

Ohhh dang I cummed so hard I took a love crunch all over the sheets

by Shekey Bonifacio December 9, 2017

Nipple Crunch

A clamping pressure on the nipple, more intense than a pinch but not as painful as a twist. May be used as a medical technique to arouse an unconscious patient.

Claudia was so exhausted from sewing that she fell into a coma. The doctors tried to wake her with a nipple crunch but were unsuccessful.

by MindsEye7 October 17, 2011