ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).

“Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”

by jjjosh April 22, 2018

B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

stat wars

the guy who made fysc popular and everyone forgot about because the fysc stuff broke.

Wow! Stat Wars is streaming today! Forget HEXZD!

by NyloxGYTLOL May 12, 2024

STAT

Home of the Falcons, Woodinville Highschool brings it upon them selves to categorize even within the group of jocks. STAT is exclusively for the douchbags as it stands for SEXY TALL ATHLETIC ON TEAM. Pretty much if ur in STAT ur “da shit” however if ur in GOT or ROT not so much. Perfect for homophobic white woodinville, GOT stands for GAYEST ON TEAM. And then there is ROT... not sure how or when this became a thing but pretty much the stoners and clowns on the team found a catagory for themselves, and that is Redneck on team. Pretty much for the people going nowhere in life after highschool....

Woodinville Highschool- the home for the mighty falcons but only really a home if ur white, rich, skinny, smoke weed, the girls are obsessed with vodka and throwing themselves at guys, the dudes only care about getting sloppy top, making fun of others, and their sports. STAT

by Purplehairdontcare February 16, 2019

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

#stats

#stats is the place where RuneScript was developed and is also home to some developers. The room consists of a dolphin, a bucket, a werewolf, a gender-confused man, a teal clay man, a runite battle-axe, a printer, a candle of Pink Sugar and many more interesting freaks.

#stats - Where ANYTHING can happen.

by AlexBucket April 3, 2008

jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.

Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.

by Brooo53 October 12, 2019