Greasy Cuellar

A greasy cuellar is when you dip your nut sack in a bowl of syrup and rub it on someones face to make it greasy.

adam snuck up on connor and gave him a greasy cuellar while he was asleep.

by B-WooDy September 24, 2009

Greasy Bitch

A bitch who is greasy.

What the fuck did you say to me you greasy bitch?

I aint got no candy for you, you greasy bitch!

by William J J T October 30, 2010

Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

Greasy Forest

The term used for when someone has really greasy hair and alot of hair. Typically something you would say to that one friend who looks like he dipped his head in UKFC (Bradford Take-away) oil. The term typically arose in 2018 when lots of British people started having long hair and therefore lots of greasy haired people were recognised

Damn you should get that Greasy Forest sorted.

Are you a Greasy Forester?

by Sherazzy's Dad July 17, 2018

greasy bin

A smelly unkept vagina.

"Did you go down on her?"

"No, she had a greasy bin"

by 2quik2c January 19, 2009

Greasy Strangler

A form of masturbation but can be used during sex.
While buffing the banana apply ample volume of bacon grease to said appendage to act as a lubricant. Right before ejaculation however, grab that shlong and grasp it with both hands and squeeze tight like your strangling someone.

This can be used to prevent full climax whilst masturbating, allowing you to go that little bit longer.
it can also be used in Sex by the female squeezing instead to allow the male to keep on plowing.

Bro 1: You dude, i heard you got with Emily last night?
Bro 2: Awww yea boi, with totally did the sex, shame i didn't know before hand or i could've packs some condoms and lube
Bro 1: oh shit dude you didn't get her preggs?
Bro 2: nah, we had bacon for dinner so she pulled a greasy strangler. It was tight yo!
Bro 1: wicked radical *skateboards cooly*

by Chanceen McFoodlemeister May 30, 2016

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019