YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.
Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
Get the I told YOU to do it shit-lib mug.A guy, usually between the ages of 21-30. Always a conservative. A "good shit" is jacked, has tats and possibly smokes. He looks like a jackass but is actually a really nice, mature & responsible young man who was raised right. Good shits don't come along very often, but when they do they're sure as hell keepers.
"Eww. That badass jacked guy in the corner looks like a jackass."
"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."
"Him? Naw, that's Matthew. He's one of the boys. He is a good shit bc he is a jacked conservative with a badass motercycle and he is a really nice guy."
by Anamericanbadass69 July 4, 2022
Get the Good shit mug.The act of shaving one's chest before sexual intercourse and getting a Cleveland Steamer. Within the next few days your chest will begin to grow welts and develop hives. If shit shave shingle pain is not treated, puss will start to blowout of large shingle sized bubble growing on your chest. If small shit animals form, call a doctor immediately.
Jimmy'Why are there red bumps on your chest Steve?'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
Steve'Ah, yes, it is because Shannon gave me Shit Shave Shingle Pain by shitting on my chest.'
Jimmy'Dumbass nigga.'
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Get the Shit weasel mug.A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).
Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...
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