shit

what comes out of your anus and smells really bad, like reeeaaalllyyy bad. espechialy when stepped in. it also tastes bad (not that i would know.)

i just shit so bad and karen stepped in it.

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024

Seagull Shitting

Opening a window in a tall building and cumming out of it onto people below

Yeah man, Marcus was just seagull shitting all day yesterday. He needs to be moved to the ground floor.

by XX-_- February 1, 2024

Clear bag of hammered shit

The worst a person could possibly feel, clear for all to see

After drinking all night, the next day at work I felt like a clear bag of hammered shit.

by Brentroxum February 1, 2024

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024

shit

something that comes out your ass

or your ex

“he’s a piece of shit”
“i just had a shit”

by alextuner_lover12 February 3, 2024

Shit Monger

Someone who stirs up shit and creates drama.

That bitch she’s such a shit monger.

Stop that shit mongering bitch from ruining your life.

by Don Perdix February 4, 2024

Type Shit

A behavior or situation that the person you’re answering probably will be familiar with. “Type Shit” is used Instead of describing exactly what happened or the mundane details of the situation/behavior.

How was your vacation?

“ it was wild , lots of promiscuous type shit.”

by Warriorm3 February 5, 2024