Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.

Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

One of the best songs by Green Day

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) is the best Green Day song.

by JulieFayePrice April 23, 2022

Slap your friends day

Slap ANY friend
May 5th

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!

by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022

keep it in Your Sneaker

If You have Weed Or Money , Keep it in your sneaker so No one finds Out....

Uncle Says " Hey Kid , Keep it in Your sneaker "

by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022

Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you

Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022

Give your short friend a hoodie day

𝐎𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝟐𝟕𝐭𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤.

give your short friend a hoodie day

by Bofa Deez Nutz April 24, 2022