My bandor

Means you’ll always be mine, and we’ll always be together. Bandor means (monkey)

You are my bandor 🤞🏽💕

by Picachu24 April 5, 2019

Bitch my fucking ass

An insult of sarcastic origin, meant to defend yourself against rumors about you

I did not do that, bitch my fucking ass!

by B-b-basicb-bitch April 8, 2019

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

My face

Ugly as fuck boi

Linda: you like my makeup (I didn’t even do my makeup my face is ugly )
Bob:it is alright

by Turkeygamer1248 April 10, 2019

my pepe itches

It's a pretty dank meme. At the end of the video, he does some weird shit with his legs.

My pepe itches.

by Fat tight pus April 10, 2019

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019

Powerwash My Deck

I want you to suck my dick.

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019