Sicked on my dick

When a girl/boy is performing oral sex and she/he then vomits on your cock.

Damn, Shelly sicked on my dick last night and got it all over my carpet which was a family heirloom.

by Slamcaked February 26, 2019

Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.

"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 27, 2019

rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉

wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again

by Poundkey March 1, 2019

Tap dancing on my nutsack

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.

I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!

by srae March 2, 2019

no my gosh

what you say when your dance teacher tells you to run it from the top for the 50th time after 2 hours of rehearsal and 3 hours of rigorous studying

"no my gosh i need to sleep before i lmao yeet myself off a cliff

by horsehead123 March 6, 2019

Take my dog to the groomers

This phrase is code for sex

-“Hey Sam will you take my dog to the groomers for me”
“Hell yeah I’ll be over after work to take care of that”

by GettingLaid6969 March 7, 2019

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019