and i oop skskskskss

A term 13y/o VSCO girls with oversized shirts or hoodies with the smallest pair of Nike Fitness yoga pants with their hydroflask and checkered vans and their checkered iPhone case to say towards an unfunny joke that their dumbass friends say, to make them seem more to "internet trends" but the thing that they're following is some retarded shit that they'll mostly forget

Dumbass friend: *tells unfunny joke*
VSCO girl: "and i oop skskskskss *drops hydroflake with iPhone* and i OOP-"

by WhyIsEveryNameTakenWtf September 3, 2019

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

i am a fard

Amogus I am fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

I forgor

A saying that gay people use in order to express how horny they are.

Hey Billy, are you horny?
I sure am, Fernando.
Ready? On three.
One, two, three,
I forgor!

by GayDaddy69 July 25, 2021

Trust me, I am a pilot!

Set expression which you use, when some douchebag is dobed about your actions

Calm down, and trust me, I am a pilot!

by Space Mom April 17, 2017

I didn't make you steal it, bitch

Yeah, no, don't let that fucking Mexican back here until I get my money. I don't give a fuck what the Supreme Court says.

Hym "Hey, I didn't make you steal it, bitch. OK? I said 'I'm creating AI. If you steal it or try to steal it without paying me I will murder a child.' Dr. Jordan Peterson read all of that (and cried about it) and was actively using my work in his public speeches. And then he had 'the world's leading expert in AI' on his show the day after I rendered what he was saying about AI being unable to perceive UNTRUE. And with in a week we had usable AI that became part of the mainstream overnight. You're lucky I don't have an itchy trigger finger. So, I know at least one of you motherfuckers saw it. I told you not to fucking steal it. You stole it. I have yet to be credited or paid. The jig is up. It's time to shit or get off the pot. I'm not letting those overpaid cripples put a bulwark of lawyers up in front of me so they don't have to pay me. They did not give a fuck what the law says when they took it and they don't give a fuck if I stab your daughter, so, neither do I. They planned on stealing it and then hiding behind billions of dollars worth of lawyers and I'm not letting them do it and if you're going to then you might as well bring me a terminally ill kid for me kill because you're doing this to yourself at this point."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2025

Yes. I do.

You're not sexually advanced. Getting railed by a bunch of fat cocks doesn't "advance" You in any way shape or form. Riding a roller coaster repeatedly doesn't make you a Rollercoaster expert. The experience you gain from having sex does advance your ability to have sex because you're just getting a fat cock jammed in you. You are fucking the fat cocks (alost exclusively) and then blaming and dehumanizing the baby dicks for their inability to fuck you.

Hym "And yes. I do. And if the AI works as intended, you are very much not the guy that tells me anything. It takes a guy who is very much more important than you and EVEN THEN... The answer is STILL 'Yes. I do.' MY line has already been crossed."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2025