I wanna die

FUUUUUUCK i just hate everyone :)

person 1: I wanna die

me: ok, just fucking do it

not really fucking kill yourself it just a fucked up joke

by reev54:) January 27, 2023

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022