You got Deutsche Bahned

Literally: "the German state railway company Deutsche Bahn, notorious for canceling or delaying trains inconveniently, has struck again at your expense". Figurative uses of the phrase blame other travel mishaps on Deutsche Bahn, regardless of the mode of transport.

I need a shot of your face and the train everything, just like, "You got Deutsche Bahned!" -- Tom Scott to Sam Denby, Jet Lag: the Game season 13 episode 2

by dickoon2 March 21, 2025

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YOU, just you love,

words aren’t enough to describe your beauty. nature isn’t enough to compare to what I see within you. and love, ISNT nearly enough to what I feel.

your eyes are like clouds for even when they fill with sorrow and drown the land, they paint the sky with unimaginable beauty.

I’m uncertain if heaven or hell exist because after gazing upon your beauty Im lead to believe Im already in paradise,

lastly, I LOVE YOUUUUU 💞
(I do really hope someone reads this one day and believe what I’m telling you because I’m not lying you are IMPORTANT and you are BEAUTIFUL.)

this is for you.

by Iheartyoongi March 28, 2023

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I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

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