National Maalia day

April 11 is National Maalia day and that means that you need to give gifts or be nice to someone named Maalia as they probably had a rough year.

EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: *gives gift*
Maalia: "why did you get me a gift?"
Person 1: "because it is National Maalia day!"

EXAMPLE 2:
Maalia: "why have you been so nice today?"
Person 2: "because it is National Maalia day!"

by Haluukuluusuaq October 8, 2024

John Day

Your mum's favourite Wrestler

Me - "hey mum, who's your favourite wrestler?"

My mum -"John Day"

by Totally not John Day November 22, 2021

Discord Server staff day

December 12 is a day when server staff on discord can do anything they want.

Discord staff has banned everyone because it is Discord Server staff day!

by Ryguy6001 December 11, 2021

Tit Pic Day

Tit Pic day is the 22nd of every month were if you ask a girl for a Tit Pic they have to send it. You can only ask one girl so they should feel special if you pick them.

“Yo Becky send me a Tit Pic, it’s Tit Pic Day”
“Okay daddy”

by Urdad1738 January 22, 2022

Dai Bi

A word to call someone as a dumbass or a stupid idiot in Cantonese language/dialect of Chinese. It's either used as an adjective or a noun.

'He's soooooooo dai bi.' (as an adjective)
'Hey, look at Tom, he's a dai bi!' (as a noun)

by A disgusting furry December 25, 2023

Mosquito Day

The day humanity tries to kill as much mosquitos as possible on this day

~Yo dude, i killed 23 mosquitos today
-Why would you do that?
~Its mosquito day!

by UZUMAK! June 1, 2021

National Sloppy Toppy Day

June 25th is a long celebrated holiday known as National Sloppy Toppy Day. Your GF has to give you the sloppiest head you’ve ever received.

Yo Jack, Im so excited for national sloppy toppy day! My GF cant wait to suck my soul out of me.

by Yellowfever777 June 25, 2024