i love you 3000

something tony stark said to his child ;-;

"i love you 3000

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

And I oop

When vsco girls drop there hydroflasks(a very overpriced water bottle) they love scrunchies and they love saying skskskskskskss (and I oop I droped my hydroflask

Vsco girl: oh now I droped my hydro and I oop sksksksksksk

by Devin😂 October 5, 2019

i see a peng girl then i pose

WHEN YOU SEE A GOOD LOOKING GIRL AND YOU TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK GOOD

mANS nOT HOt maNs cAN NeVer BE hOt I SEE A PENG GIRL THEN I POSE

by hARrINig yOUrmOuF November 8, 2017

like I was like

A declaration of intent to express one's state of mind. Spoken by people with a limited vocabulary.

Like I was like OMG!

by d3qu April 19, 2018

i like big black gucy men

Big fat oily black men

subj1-did u know i like big black gucy men?
subj2_no i did not know that you like big black gucy men

by MENINMYASS August 14, 2023

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`

`~` I Canot Believe This`~`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.

A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025