national give your boyfriend back his airpods day

give me my airpods back

its national give your boyfriend back his airpods day give them back now

by coochie man 69 420 blazin October 15, 2020

your face

the ultimate comeback that will make your opponents tremble from pure roastifacaion. your face can be used for any roast that comes your way, for example.....

mom: clean your room.

me: your face should clean my room.

friend: I will clap you in Minecraft skywars.

me: your face will clap you at skywars.

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yes October 15, 2020

National give your boyfriend his boxers back day

October 17 is national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so give them back.

Babe, it’s national give your boyfriend his boxers back day, so here are your boxers

by yourboyfriend;) October 15, 2020

National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.

Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss

by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

National hug your sad friend day

If you know anybody who’s always going through a hard time literally or going through depression, suicidal thoughts please...Give them a hug they literally need it

Girl:Hug!

Boy:why are you hugging me?
Girl:it’s national hug your sad friend day..!

by OoffffTheBanana666 October 16, 2020

Date your ex day

Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th

"Hey babe"

"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"

by anonymous October 17, 2020